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redhandcase:

dont..dont ship it… DONT SHIP IT…D

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DONT

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SH-SHIP……….

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fuck

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shakerrmakerr:

hardythehermitcrab:

remember when doctor who didn’t have as big of a budget so they had to rely on plot

(via mishacollinsiscool)

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3 days ago

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via mis4nthropy)

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3 days ago

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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(Source: demonhunting-timelord-in-221b, via fandommember)

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3 days ago
69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate

69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate

(Source: failnation, via the-impardis-crashed-into-221b)

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3 days ago

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

(via the-impardis-crashed-into-221b)

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3 days ago

oddwriter:

godblessameric:

ecclesmith:

thebadwolfbox:

thedoctor-hasmysoul:

jedipeter:

cumberspawnn:

valeria2067:

arousingdisscusionabouttruth:

theres a penis joke somewhere in this

No, the Sonic doesn’t do wood.

oh my gOD

Honestly the first thing I thought when I saw this was that it was a joke about size. Then I realized that 11 knows EXACTLY what 10 has down there and 10 is left wondering what he ends up with in the future. That’s why 11 looks so cocky and 10 looks a bit unsure. 

so you’re saying 11 has a bigger dick than 10? 

What is this fandom

The Dicktor Who fandom

there it is

(Source: eclecticmuses, via mis4nthropy)

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3 days ago

unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

(via mis4nthropy)

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3 days ago

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via boobcrumpet)

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3 days ago

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via the-fancypantsfrog)

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3 days ago
looking back at myself a year ago:how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago:how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago:how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday:how embarassing
looking at myself right now:how embarassing
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3 days ago

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

(Source: tragicalien, via boobcrumpet)

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3 days ago

(via suchvodka)

(Source: beautyinthebellejar, via the-fancypantsfrog)

I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself.
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