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brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via fandommember)

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11 hours ago

antisociallysplendid:

lucifersdalek:

I thought he was holding the Captain America shield..

so did i

(Source: timeandspacegifs, via merlinsassbutt)

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Posted
11 hours ago

Italy’s Mount Etna volcano erupting perfect smoke rings.
Blaze it.

(Source: sci-universe, via dicapriobliss)

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11 hours ago

the-darkness-returns:

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

you dont even feel it happen

its a sneak attack i swear

(via jinseinomerry-go-round)

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11 hours ago
Will Graham | Su-zakana

(Source: samanthasgroves, via puppywill)

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11 hours ago

copyrlght:

when you try your best

image

but you dont succeed

image

(via mishacollinson)

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11 hours ago

jaclcfrost:

"how are you doing?"

[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

(via anotherobsessedfangirl)

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11 hours ago

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

(via dicapriobliss)

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11 hours ago

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

(Source: meladoodle, via crawlin--back-to-you)

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